Before you read the following essay I would like to tell every one that it is an extremely sarcastic essay. And just about every thing I say in this paragraph is the exact opposite of my personal beliefs. My fans and supporters probably know I love doing this; after all I created the most anti-liberal parenting political party. And I might put this up on that web site later. If you are die-hard conservative you are entitled to your opinion and that is the great thing about this country.

Damn liberals. Liberals in a word have done nothing but lead to the collapse of western civilization. We conservatives want to live in a clean healthy world, free of homosexuals, and free of people believing in other religions, free of people that speak out against the government, and free of people telling me how to live my life.

Liberals want to take away all of our freedoms, for example guns. Why should they take away guns? Guns are a great thing to have. We use guns to kill animals. Animals should be killed for food. Even though there are people that farm animals for food and they live comfortable lives and then are quickly killed before they can feel anything. But killing animals is a great way of relieving your anger. I don't support the killing of god's children, and for me unborn fetuses are god's children, but animals are not. So it's perfectly fine to kill them. Another freedom those idiot liberals are taking away is my freedom to own an automatic machine gun. Liberals are always asking me why do I need to own a machine gun, if you're a law-biding citizen? Well my answer to that is, when those birds fly over my house I need to pull out my machine gun and see how many of those birds I can pluck off. And yet liberals always want to take away these freedoms from me.

Clinton is the biggest liberal in the world. He wanted to ruin are economic system by helping out the environment, he wanted to try to make new electric cars, well I say that electricity was used for my father's lights, not his car. And what ever my father does is what I do. Every one clams that Clinton worked magic with the economy because every one was rich while he was president, and when my President Bush was elected in, every one got poor. Well us conservatives can see right though this. You see conservatives aren't as dumb as the liberal controlled media tries to make us out to be. Here is what really happened. Bill Clinton just horns in on the credit of Ronald Regan and George Bush senior. So it only looked like he was doing all the good for the country, really it takes 8 years to change the economy. That's why as soon as George W Bush was elected in office; the economy went down the crapper. It was a good thing that us conservatives spent are time refusing all of Clintons bills that would improve our environment, and economy. We spent a lot of time and money finding something to get Clinton out of office, and we almost reached are goal and we almost won. At least we got elected in honestly in the 2002 election.

We conservatives feel it is a sin to kill god's children, even if they are not born. Scientists are always trying to claim that they aren't human if they aren't born. But we conservatives know better don't we? We are always talking about the sanctity of life. And people call us hypocrites when pro-lifers kill abortion doctors, and support going to war with Iraq. Well its simple, people that turn from god are not children of god. God isn't forgiving. They say in the Ten Commandments, thou shall not kill. Well the Ten Commandments are just like the ten amendments. Some are important some are not. Conservatives have come to discover that killing is not an important one, just like the first amendment.

If you agree with that article at all I honestly do not want your support when I run for office.

Telling us how to live: notice there are several things that the conservatives want to control in life yet they accuse liberals of taking away freedom

Freedom: notice that the only freedom they seem to care about is gun law

Clinton ruined our country: notice conservatives have blamed liberals when they were in office, and then hid the fact that not only can they not do any better, but also do worse than liberals at leading the country.

Sanctity of life and the war on terrorism: notice conservatives are always contradicting themselves with "thou shall not kill" yet killing unborn fetuses is murder.